Newtons Mistake

Eleven Important Laws Which Great Newton Forgot to State....... .. THOUGHT
1 LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
2 LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
3 LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
4 LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
5 LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.( So do not lie to boss ).
6 BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.7 LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
8 LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will ! 9 LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
10 THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
11. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.