Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriageanniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a singleconflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gatheredat the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy goingmarriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla forhoneymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, webothstarted the ride on different horses.
My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemedto be a crazy one.
On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back andsaid "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continuedwith the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again keptcalm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horsedropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purseand shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the pooranimal. Are you crazy?" .
She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happily married ever after. "
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